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Just The Stats, Ma’am

As well as announcing a new studio Oxventure (yay!), recently we got a video detailing how the levelling up process went for the characters, taking them from level 3 to 5. As part of this they all got to add 2 stat points to the ability of their choice.

So how do the Oxventurers stack up now? Who is more charismatic than The Rock and Idris Elba having a charm off? Who has the constitution of a small, sleepy kitten? Are any of them actually wise? Let’s take a closer look at the ability modifiers and find out…

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Quotes

Quote of the Week

Corazón: “It was easy, learning magic. You all kept going on about ‘oh it’s a special skill, you have to spend years learning…’ It was easy. Picked it up straight away.”
Dob: “Yeah, I never really learned it, I guess it was always just…”
Egbert: “Natural talent.”
Dob: “In our blood.”
Merilwen: “Yeah.”
Dob: “Readily to hand.”
Corazón: “Yeah, well it was easy.”

magic? PFFT! babies skill. he didn’t even really want to learn it. because it’s stupid. from ‘quiet riot’
Fanart

Hawthorn Heights Art Gallery

Hawthorn Heights only accepts the very best in art, handpicked by infamously brutal art critics Corazón De Ballena and Dob, the haughtiest mf’ers you’ve ever known…

These excellent inks were drawn by Lt Provenza’s Protégé. I’d like to think that if there was ye Olde Facebooke in their world, these would be their profile pictures of choice (Egbert loving it, Prudence disapproving of the whole damn thing…)

Quotes

Quote of the Week

Corazón: “As you’ve probably heard, I’m Corazón De Ballena, famous adventurer…..No? The ‘Spicy Rat Caper’? That was one of mine.”
Egbert: “Did you not see the posters he had printed?”
Alfred: “Oh…yeah.”
Corazón: “You have heard of me?”
Alfred: “Yes. Sure. I’ve…uh huh…Yes.”
Corazón: “Did you want to get an oil painting together?”
Alfred: “Ummm….Bit busy.”

Alfred strangetide proving he’s very much not a corazón fanboy in ‘ocrward encounter’