Prudence

Prudence didn’t have the easiest starts in life. Her natural, human parents swiftly decided that they didn’t in fact want a rusty red skinned, horned devil baby with pointy teeth and a tail. Nor however did they want to go to the hassle of persuading someone else to take her, and so they just abandoned her to die.

Fortunately for Prudence she was found. Unfortunately for her she was found by an embittered, human warlock who took her to live his hermit lifestyle in a cave. But at least she had…walls, right?

The warlock turned out to be the sort of man who named a baby ‘Prudence’ just because he thought it would be funny, and it’s therefore no great shock that she didn’t exactly enjoy her life and ran way when she was teen.

Which was when she found out that most of the rest of the world are massive tiefling racists.

Deciding she’d just about had enough of all this, Prudence returned to her cave and made a pact with Cthulhu. The Great Old One. The Sleeper of R’lyeh. The great big tentacle-y aquatic abomination who could wipe out the world with a sneeze.

Yes, that Cthulhu is her patron.

Prudence doesn’t particularly like people, she enjoys being a warlock and she loves it when Cthulhu is pleased. And what pleases him most is a good old Eldritch blast.

Just warning you.