Tales

Tales From The Oxventure

Tales From The Oxventure – mini scenes, asides and the sort of what-ifs that plague you at 3am until you write them down…

A sack of loot thudded wetly onto the deck of the Joyful Damnation, quickly followed by a soaked pirate landing beside it with all the grace of a boneless halibut.

Flopping onto his back, Corazón drew a much-needed lungful of air before dignity got the better of him and he dragged himself to his feet, stumbling to the railing. He leaned out precariously, hollering at the distant lights of the town.

“Yeah, that’s right idiots! Told you, you’d never catch me! Told you it was pointless! No one’s as fast as Corazón De Ba-.”

He froze, every inch of him clenching as he suddenly felt… something. Something not right. Something wriggling inside his trouser leg.

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Quotes

Quote of the Week

Merilwen: “I think there’s something terribly, horribly wrong guys.”
Corazon: “Oh my god, she’s right. There’s no cheese for the sandwiches.”
Egbert: “No one’s cut the crusts off mine.”
Prudence: “This potato salad has pineapple in it.”
Egbert: “What!”
Corazon: “Right, everyone back on the boat….ship.”

The oxventurers discover the true horror in ‘wild wild woods’…pineapple
Live

New Live Show Announced!

After the success of their live show at MCM Birmingham, the guild will be heading to MCM London for another adventure this May.

Running from Friday May 24th to Sunday May 26th and taking place at Excel in the Docklands, MCM London is a huge, twice yearly event celebrating all aspects of pop culture.

If you’d like to pop along and see the crew then here’s a quick run down of the burning questions you might have…

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Fanart

Hawthorn Heights Art Gallery

Hawthorn Heights only accepts the very best in art, handpicked by infamously brutal art critics Corazón De Ballena and Dob, the haughtiest mf’ers you’ve ever known…

How are your feels? Would you like some more? Well good news, because here is a lovely piece from Kath E Aird on the Outsidefanstra Discord showing Dob and his little big sister in a sweet hug. I’ll *sob* just *sob* be over here *sob* not imagining little Dob having waited for this moment for years *wails*

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Art Corner

Even successful adventurers need to earn a little side cash every now and again. Hence the Coraswan – for all your recreational boating needs. Papoose rides also available because the half orc bard needs to somehow make up for giving all the cash to the lake.

Thanks to MichaelGVine on twitter for this wonderful, ridiculousness that captures that Oxventure essence.